King of Thailand? I've shit better monarchs than that.

It's the King of Thailand's birthday today. Whilst I have nothing particularly against the man (we've never met) the constant idolising of one of the world's richest men by some of the world's poorest people is starting to grate so please just let me say...the King of Thailand is a wanker! He's a tit-bag! A complete arse-biscuit! A fuck-knuckle! A bilious small minded little screamer of a twat! A right Royal...etc.etc.
You get the general idea.