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This cottage is at the entrance to Tehidy Woods and as I was walking past a beautiful young woman lured me inside but she turned out to be a wizened old enchantress and she kept me there with the intention of fattening me up to eat by feeding me pizzas. However she ran out of pizzas before I got full so when she nipped out to Morrisons to get some more I fucked off, but it was a close run thing I can tell you.