Blame Rachel.

I got an email from her begging me to post photos of myself in my slim and svelte form before the lager and western food kicked in and turned me back into a fat sack of crap so here they are. She's probably constantly horny as the head is pressing against her cervix. That happens right? I'm sure I read somewhere.

Oh also. here's a picture of my hookworm. It didnt come out that well but it's the toe next to the big one. I should of taken a picture once the medication kicked in and it was all crumbly as my body was rejecting the little fucker.

Still, next time.