And now...a word from my sponsors...

Yes, it's my Mum and Dad, the folks who started all the trouble, seen here in the pub in Mousehole (that's a fishing village in Cornwall pronounced Mowzle for anyone reading this who isnt Rachel) before we headed to the Old Coastguard for some tasty seafood and white-wine.

My parents are paying for me to come with them to Crete in October.

Oh and they're paying off my student loan too.

Well actually, they're paying it all now and then I'm going to pay them back over the next fifty seven years, interest free. I just thought it sounded more impressive the other way.